Meg McCain Goes After Kickass Coulter: 'That Dyed Blonde Beeatch'

Funny story written by Pointer

Thursday, 12 March 2009

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Kickass Coulter gives MegMcCain whiplash

In the battle of the blonde bleach bottles, it appears as if blondes have more fights, fits and feuds than fun on the Republicant homefront. John McCain's 24 year old ditzy daughter seems to have inherited the old man's foot in mouth disease before she got his shitload of money which really belongs to much younger momma Cindy so Meggy's got a long wait.

On her blog, the near illiterate daughter of Arizona's totally inarticulate senator has decided to attack republican vampire-ess, Ann 'Kickass' Coulter.

The babe in the cacti came out swinging about Coulter's anti-Semitism:

"Ms Coulter never does anything "Semi". OMG! Sheez so X-stream!I love bein' a Repub cause well it gets me into the coolest rich hottie guy circles all ova Scotsdale and Sedona. But puleeze, do we Repubs hfta be so, UNO, argumentative...chill, bros N hoes...take up the semi-republicacious pozin of MegaMcCainism. the youngstas will flock to us when we dump dumpsters like MYOLDMAN and tell Amerika that seet we don't reellee stand fo any damn thang! The New Repub- Partee onnonnon!"

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