"OctuMom" Receives $1 Million To Star In Skin Flick

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 26 February 2009

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"OctuMom" will soon star in a LabiaLand Pictures film

WHITTIER, California - The world famous octuplet's mom has just signed a $1 million contract to star in a porn movie.

Cicero Spoongate who is the president of LabiaLand Pictures says that the motion picture will be shot on location in Lake Tahoe, Nevada.

Spoongate said that he understands the financial situation that Nadya finds herself in and he feels good that the $1 million will help to make things a lot easier for her and for her 14 children.

He added that his movie company has also agreed to provide full medical and dental care for her and for all 14 of her children.

His company will also be providing a two-year's supply of baby diapers, a one-year supply of baby pacifiers, and a one-year supply of Baby Ruths.

The director of the movie will be the Golden Globe Award winning British director Franco Youngfield-Kettle. The talented Youngfield-Kettle has also directed Pamela Anderson and Kim Kardashian in their skin flick movies.

Youngfield-Kettle remarked that Spoongate and him had both agreed to provide Naddy with three movie scripts and to let her choose the one she wants to make. The three scripts are:

  • The Watering of Prissy's Pleasure Garden
  • Phoebe's Phoenix Playpen Paradise
  • The Misadventures of The Three Bakery Shop Sluts, Muffin, Biscuit, and Yeast

Tessa Midkiff a high school friend of Naddy says that she is thrilled beyond belief to have been offered the role. She told her that it could be a stepping stone to bigger and better things.

Tessa said that Naddy's dream is to one day co-star in a motion picture with her all-time idol, Angelina Jolie.

In other news. Wyonna Judd and Sean Penn have just been signed by Sony Pictures to appear in the motion picture, Good Golly Dolly - The True Story of Dolly Parton and Porter Waggoner.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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