Octuplets Mom Is A Proper Dog

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Saturday, 14 February 2009

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Just Imagine Having Eight Of These Floating About In Your Abdomen.

She should never have done it. She should have just left it alone. But she didn't.

The mother of EIGHT babies, all at once, Nadya Sillywoman, of Witless Ca, unemployed, with six kids already and jobless, had the effrontery to pose for photographs showing off her grotesque 'bump'.

We asked people for comments on the photographs posed for by the welfare sucking whore.

The response was not favourable as people looked upon her bloated, stretch marked, frankly horrendous profile.

"AAaaarggh fuck man you gotta be fuckin' kiddin' me!" said Hell's Angel Gino from Sacramento.

"What is that?" Harvey Headbanger from LA asked us. "It's somethin' to do with animal cruelty, right?"

"That's no bump," said Al DeNiro of New York City. "That's something out of a John Carpenter movie. Get the fuck outta here!"

John Carpenter declined to comment, but spent an eternity scrutinising the photograph. He was rumoured to have mumbled under his breath:

"This is the ultimate horror show!"

The bump was estimated to be bigger than Alfie, the thirteen year old Brit who became father to an infant a full foot taller than himself.

"That whole thing is just fucking disgusting, it's got veins and stretchmarks and stuff, it looks like a display from a butcher's shop," former Sex Pistols front man John Lydon aka Johnny Rotten reputedly said. "What is the world coming to?"

We admitted that we had no idea.

Allegedly.

More as we get it.

(The swearing in statements reproduced herein have been toned down in order to protect reader sensibility.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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