Written by Colliejm

Monday, 16 February 2009

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Officers waiting to pounce

The mother of new Octuplets, has had DCF called on her, says the leprechauns who live in my brain.

This happened Friday morning, when a neighbor heard loud, crying babies from her house.

"I couldn't believe it! It was very annoying. I don't think she can handle fourteen kids! She just had EIGHT new ones!" says the neighbor.

Mom was not available for comment. A DCF officer explained that Nadya "is a little crazy for having fourteen kids! Who does she think she is, Angelina Jolie?"

Karen Smith, 23, another neighbor, with 2 kids of her own said "She's gonna lose her kids, no doubt!"

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