Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 February 2009

image for Old Mexico - The Land of Pinatas, Tequila, Tamales, Bullfights, and Warring Drug Cartels
"No way, Jose!"

The drug violence in Mexico has escalated to epidemic proportions. Shootings between the warring drug cartels have become a daily occurrence.

Local police, state police, and Federal police are not having any impact on the violent situation at all. The president of Mexico has even brought in the Mexican Army to try and stem the tide of uncontrolled violence, but even that is not working.

Meanwhile, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has stated that the Senate was considering making Mexico the 51st state, but that proposal has since been squashed indefinitely.

Clinton was asked by CNN's Joe Johns if there was a chance that the Senate would reconsider and she replied, "No way, Jose!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Mexico

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