Written by iscrivener

Friday, 6 February 2009

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"Christians - I Love Christians Me"!

On his accession to the American throne self appointed King Barack "The Black" Obama has announced an anniversary party at his new White House residence.

The party to be held in February 2010 will be a celebration of pre election democratic promises to promote the ideology that "sex, drugs, rap, knife crime, liquor and black American politics do mix but blacks and white honkeys don't!"

First Lady, Michelle Obama has been given sole responsibility in organising the party.

In an interview yesterday, with Time Magazine, Michelle was quoted as saying that the "grand event will be a first in black American politics" Michelle added "the party will be a themed event where all black and mixed race democrats will come dressed in a selection of costumes ranging from Roman Togas, KKK Hoodies, all white pyjamas and Surinam Planters Morning Dress" she added "white democrats have been ordered to wear all black and will only be allowed to display their faces and whites of their hands"!

The party also has the added proviso that there will be a distinct division of ethnicity where blacks and mixed race guests will gather in the newly refurbished "black is black" State Dining Room whilst white honkey guests will be ushered into an all black marquee located, outside, on the South Fa├žade lawn.

Michelle has also been reported as organising two separate menus for the event where eminent black guests will choose from a selection of world renowned recipes while her white "compatriots" will be forced fed on live boiled tobacco seasoned wiggers, raw sugar cane and cotton soaked soul food!

A grand finale to the grand event will end with white born again Christians been be fed to half starved lions in the newly built White House amphitheatre!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama

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