Obama camp oblivious of apocalyptic Inauguration Day astrology

Funny story written by queen mudder

Sunday, 18 January 2009

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Ya can't buck the message of the stars, Barry, no matter how hard you try!

Washington AC/DC - (Whitewater/Blackwater Mess): Democratic Party central casting is cocking a very haughty, toxic snook at fever-pitch warnings that January 20th's apolcalyptic astrology will upstage their Inauguration Day circus freakshow.

The day's Sun/retrograde Mercury conjunction in the first degree of Aquarius is 'notorious' for unmasking chicanery of global-status humbuggers according to NATO military intelligence prognostications.

"This is the ultimate in cosmic fuck-up scenarios," Prof V Smart, NATO head of Parasitology Research commented.

"Hell, it's taken us 15 years of hard-fought disinformation to get the Clinton/Bush colluding vermin to
this point, though," Smart added.

And internet spreadbetting bookies Aintgottaprayer.con concurs: "They've had it coming a long, long time. And who's to argue with the portents in the sky?"

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