Halle Berry To Portray Obama In Movie

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Saturday, 17 January 2009

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Hollywood CA-- Academy Award winning actress Halle Berry was chosen today to portray the early years of Barack Obama. The biographical movie will focus on Obama's early years in Hawaii. Ms. Halle said she's thrilled to be chosen for such an important part and is looking forward to the challenge of portraying a man.

Producers were first interested in with Will Smith or Cuba Gooding for the role. Both actors were considered "too masculine" for the part. Producers wanted someone with a girlish grin, a feminine personality and a nice set of boobs so they chose Ms. Berry instead.

"I love Barack and it's an honour to portray him!" giggled the girlish Berry. "The 1970's were a horrific time for blacks. Whites forced blacks to wear tacky clothes and listen to disco music during that decade. Hawaii is such a hateful place too, so many violent and prejudiced people live there. Only someone with Barack's strength of character could survive such a cruel past." she declared.

Ms. Barry will be required to shave her locks for the role, and there will be some discrete nudity.

"I have to appear topless in a few scenes but I'm not worried. Barack and I have the same bust size. We both have that chiseled look." said Ms. Berry

Filming begins on location next week. Sally Field will appear as the hateful white grandmother. Denzel Washington will portray Michelle Obama at the end of the picture.

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