Shocking Study Reveals that UK Wives Want to Murder their Mothers in Law

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 30 November 2008

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Both D and Millie thought their Charley was a bonny prince of a lad

A Cambridge University study sent a chill down the spine of British Mums in law across the UK. The research revels in the fact that 60% of England's daughters in law want to arrange a hit on their husband's dear old mummy.

One woman we will call D said that she had even set up a meeting with a hit man to remove her tormentor of a m-in-l. Unfortunately D never completed her role in the study as she died quite tragically in a collision in a Paris tunnel.

Another bride we'll call Millie who coincidentally was married like C to a fellow named Charlie said that her virago of an in law refused to give her Charlie his shot at the family biz despite mum's advanced years and Chuck's clearly superior talents:

"I'll draw and quarter the old witch if she doesn't kick the bucket soon and give Charles his big chance!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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