Former Sex Kitten, Eartha Kit Put Down At 567

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Monday, 29 December 2008

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Eartha (Right) With Sister, Sister Mary Jane

The woman once dubbed by Adam West as the "most exciting catwoman in the world" sultry actress Eartha Kitt is gone at 81. That's 567 in cat years.

The Singer/actress and second Television's Catwoman Eartha netted herself two Emmys and a slew of Tony and Grammy nominations. The self proclaimed "sex kitten" was renowned for purring vocals and continued her feline ways even out of costume.

Eartha's career spanned 60 years from strutting as a cabaret dancer and furniture clawer to a breakthrough RCA recording
contract.

Her multilingual versatility brought her international acclaim.

Miss Kitt was put down on Christmas Day and was buried at a cemetery in Maine near the Stephen King residence.

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