Robbers forget loot in hotel job

Funny story written by whatinthe world

Monday, 29 December 2008

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Police in northern Idaho today arrested two men found leaving a hotel in the early hours of the morning with presumably a sackful of money. However the oddity of the situation starts here because the two petty thieves had also raided the Hotel's Christmas gifts surrounding the ornamental tree located in the lobby of the premises.

When making their escape the dynamic duo were disturbed by the burgular alarm and in their haste left the sack of money behind, walking out with only the Christmas presents.

Police say that their ineptness was unprecedented and shows just how moronic some criminals are.

One of the captured individuals is a former Governor of Ohio while the other used to be Head of the Federal Reserve.

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