Hillary Announces Aid

Funny story written by Rocky Jones

Sunday, 28 December 2008

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Shawn O'Pec

Washington - Hillary Rodham Clinton presented the selection of one of her aids today. Shawn O'Pec is the choice as one of her primary aids in her new role as Secretary of State in the upcoming Obama presidency.

"What's good for the gander is good for the goose, I always say," as she presented O'Pec to a press gathering at "Land O' Hot Tubs," a recreation facility in Washington D.C.

"Mr. O'Pec will be a boon to my new role, with a name that sounds favorable to our friends in the Middle East," Clinton added.

When asked about her husband's participation in her new role as Secretary of State, Clinton replied, "I don't ever worry about Bill. He has a way of keeping himself busy."

Clinton sees great potential for Mr. O'Pec as an aid in her office.

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