Duke University, North Carolina (IPP) - Ted Kennedy was all excited about the prospects of having brain surgery performed on him.
Ted always wanted to be a Polish person and he knew that if the doctors could remove 10% of his brain that he would become a Polish person almost instantly and at the same time he would be free of the brain tumor.
After the operation Ted was in the recovery room and when he woke up he asked the doctors what his prognosis was.
The doctors said that they had good news and bad news for him. The good news was that he would make a complete recovery from the operation. The bad news was that the surgeon had become distracted during the procedure and instead of removing 10% of his brain they had inadvertently removed 90%.
Ted sat up and cried out, "Mama Mia!"
