Sources close to the Newly tumored Massachusetts Senator Kennedy say that a get well card arrived at the Hyannis port mansion from Bill and Hillary. The card was apparently one of those gag gifts meant to cheer up a person dying from brain cancer.
The cover showed autopsy photos of Teddy's two assassinated brothers. Inside were cartoon depictions of Bill and Hillary saying: "At least you weren't assassinated like you know who two!"
When Kennedy family card openers told Kennedy family servants who are allowed to talk and they reported the incident to the family all hell broke loose. Every Kennedy for miles around declared a feud on the Clinton clan. A flood of Monica Lewinsky blow up blow job dolls were airdropped on the Clinton compound and sources say that the Clinton's retaliated with a flotilla of floating Mary Jo Kopechne dolls around the Chappaquiddick bridge.
