Langley, Virginia - (AssoCIAted Mess & Reuterus): A former senior official at the President George Herbert Bush Center For Intelligence (sic) said today that someone should have stopped the Kennedy family from relentless self reinvention after Ted Kennedy and his passenger Mary Jo Kopechne both drowned in the 1969 Chappaquiddick incident at Martha's Vineyard.
"Shoehorning in that Bush family-member lookalike as the bona fide survivor was a big mistake," Lt Commander Brent O Crude said today.
'Kennedy' famously emerged unscathed from the drowning incident and received a suspended two month sentence for DUI misdemeanour.
This resulted from pressure on the US Justice Department by Jackie O and her lover LBJ who were frantic for another 'Kennedy' to run for the White House and keep up the folklore of JFK's assassination.
"They were also desperate to gag all mention of Bobby being gay and catching something unprintable from his lover Rock Hudson."
Marilyn Monroe had one hot ass.
