Badly injured but still alive, President-elect Barack Obama was run over while he inexplicably was camped out in the middle of the road. Traffic experts who strained to not fall victim to blaming the victim couldn't help but mention that most drivers said that they were sure that Obama would be found left to far left.
Those driving on the right knew that they needed to do nothing to avoid Obama and it is reasonable to suggest that driving down the center would have been a safe strategy if you did not want to risk a run in with the President elect.
Obama claims that his driving habits should have prepared others for his frequent forays into the right and middle lanes. Video of the President elects driving shows an almost exclusive preference for the left lane.
Obama's driving instructor explained that he had warned Obama that the middle of the road was hazardous.
