Illuminati brand Obama the ultimate Puppet President

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Friday, 19 December 2008

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Ultimate Puppet President?

Washington AC/DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): New World Disorder of the Illuminati members who lost their marbles and lifetime savings in the Bernie Madoff ponzi scam are mad as hell.

And now some of their grandees are threatening to out Barack Obama as the ultimate Puppet President during this weekend's Hannukah Festival of Light.

"The Anointed One may be hung like a stallion," one 33rd degree P2 Lodge grand master raged today, "but who's pulling the strings on that wedding tackle of his?"

The warning comes amid reports that Obama, 48, has had the kind of sordid secret sex life that makes Bill Clinton's shenanigans seem like a holy indulgence.

Sunday's solar ingress into Capricorn is accompanied by the most fearsome and apocalyptic conjunction with Pluto since the massacre of the Cathars.

Rev Jesse Jackson is one big fat liar.

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