Obama Chooses GH-8 Meister to Deliver Inaugural Invocation

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Thursday, 18 December 2008

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The Most Reverend Rick "Rabbit" Warren will bless the Obama presidency with a curse on gays who "U No What Like Bunnies"

H-8 minister and author of Purposely Driving the Gay Life into the Gutter, Rick "Rabbit" Warren played a significant role in making candidate Obama look a little less stupid than John McCain during campaign 2008. The reward for the media props for O has turned out to be the religious halo at the inauguration.

The Reverend Warren has been chosen to deliver the inaugural prayer during the inauguration of a President in a nation that pretends to separate church and state.

A stolen copy of the first draft of the prayer has somehow fallen into the hands of thespoof:

"Dear Jesus, They tell me that evangelical youth whom have pledged their virginity to you, our Lord and Savior, are 3x as likely to engage in anal intercourse. Precious Lord, How will we stop the butt fucking!"

In the clearly under revision text the phrase "anal fucking like rabbits" has been crossed out.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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