The politico son of Minister Jackson, high priest of the Church of Keep Hope Alive and diddler of young sweet black thangs, Jesse Jackson Jr has revealed his identity as a FBI mole since the age of 11.
Among Jackson Jr's contributions have been his own father's lies, tax exaggerations and philandering. Junior has also been an informant on every corrupt politician in Illinois; an impossible mission considering the sheer number of crooks residing in Honest Abe's government. On his resume, Jocko has Rostenkowski, Kerner and Ryan. Each all star of the white immigrant government grafters were brought down by Jesse Jr's inside info.
He said that most of the white people he knew were so anxious to have a cool black friend that they spilled their guts on a first date over a malt liquor forty and some Kools.
