Kinkies Outsell Slinkies While Inventor Rattles and Slides Between Life and Death

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Wednesday, 26 November 2008

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Gore loved the slinkie but the Kinkie puts Tipper over the top!!!

Anyone who has witnessed the metallic hissing and slow motion sliding of the original slinky on a staircase, has some idea how Slinkie namer Snogden Snash must feel while in the throws of death and life.

Anyone who has sought the ultimate sex toy while in the throws of a sex organ that just won't come, would certainly appreciate Snogden Snash's Kinkie, the sex toy that can surmount any stair.

President elect Obama has chosen to name the Stimulator as the official sex toy of his new adminisrtation but the Kinkie a self propelled energy saving device has already received the endorsement of Congressional Energy Committee Chair Henry Waxman and Al Gore'ws Association for Energy free Sexsual Activities.

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