Hutu Hate Monger Hired by US Right-wing Radio

Funny story written by rfreed

Monday, 15 December 2008

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Mr. Banja would be happy to tell you what you should think.

U.S. hate radio marked a new phase in its development by hiring the Hutu radio announcer who helped fuel the Rwanda massacre in the 1990's with his anti-Tutsi rants. Right-wing stations felt that Ebogen Banja, still an arrogant, bile filled hater of anyone not like himself, would have a lot to offer their American audience and would fit in well with their standards of programming. It was Mr. Banja's exhortations that went so far as to actually recommend murder that helped cause the death of 800,000 Tutsi's in only a few weeks.

"I believe Mr. Banja can help bring our message of vehemence towards liberals to new, unexplored heights." commented Sean Hannity in an NPR interview. "We believe he can help us to verbally kneecap gays, anti-war crusaders, free-choice advocates, Democrats, the ACLU and other people who refuse to see things our way. In fact, that would include you folks here at NPR too." NPR, once Hannity was safely out of their studio, mentioned the number of incidents that had occurred in the U.S. recently with gunman shooting down known liberals. When captured the murders usually blame the liberals for their being unemployed, losing a job, or feeling oppressed; attitudes constantly conveyed to them by hate radio.

When asked if he would speak out against Obama, a man of his own color, Banja stated that "money is more valuable than color." Other right-wing announcers such as Rush Limbaugh and Micheal Savage also welcomed Mr. Banja to their radio channels "even if he is a darky.". They did request that he not use their drinking fountains or bathrooms however.

Asked what he thought of other famous black politicians Mr Banja said,"You can tell that President Mugabe of Zimbabwe is thinking correctly because he has that little, funny mustache like Hitler. They say that he is letting cholera ruin the country, but I think he is just letting some people die of it so that they can study it more professionally. Nelson Mandella was a great man, but he didn't take advantage and kill off all the Sud-Afrikaaners when he had the chance. Idi Amin was my hero. Now there was a man who could get things done!" He went on to comment that the civil wars in Congo and the Sudan were necessary evils. "These minorities just make it harder for the majority to rule things. If they are killed off it is a win-win situation- it is easier for the majority to rule and the minorities are dead so they aren't bothered by it any more."

As for America Mr. Banja has this to say- "There are lots of possibilities for power grabbing here. There hasn't been a decent uprising here since the 1860's." Mr. Banja then attacked the interviewer with a machete.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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