Deccan Mujahadeen Solve Mumbai Traffic Problems

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Sunday, 30 November 2008


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No hold-ups in Mumbai

The terrorist atrocities perpetrated by the Islamic Fundamentalist group, Deccan Mujahadeen, in Mumbai this week were the worst India has seen in recent times, but the authorities say that, the city's traffic problems have been miraculously solved.

The streets of this great and filthy city have been virtually deserted since ten DM gunmen took up arms on Tuesday, with most of the 12million+ rickshaws remaining inactive.

The Indian government ordered its troops to storm the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, where the DM operatives were holding out, on Friday, and took one man into custody, as well as killing 9 others.

The captive is helping devise a new transportation system that will mean shorter journeys and far fewer traffic jams in Mumbai in the future.

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