Sarah Palin Is Dame Edna Everage's Secret Love Child Claims Madge

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Monday, 3 November 2008

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Australia, as seen from the Hubble Telescope

In an historic announcement from the walkway Of Sydney harbour bridge, Madge, Dame Edna Everage's long time assistant expressed great surprise that nobody actually noticed the similarities between the moose shooting Republican redneck and the Aussie housewife superstar.

Palin reportedly was overheard to call certain unnamed acquaintances 'possum' is said to favour gladioli and yet still nobody caught on.

Madge said, 'I can't believe that nobody has picked up on this, I mean, just look at them, they're dead ringers.

Sarah Palin was conceived after a night of frenzied barby and bonking on Bondi beach. it's a regrettable episode in Dame Edna's life and she's looking to move on.

Sir Les Patterson, Australian Minister For Culture today so strenuously denied being the father of Sarah Palin that he gave himself a hernia.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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