Dick Cheney Endorses John McCain

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Sunday, 2 November 2008

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Dick Cheney talking to a representative from the unemployment office about unemployment benefits

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice President Dick Cheney has endorsed Senator John McCain.

When McCain was told of this he replied, "No! no! no! ah shit! no! no! no! damnit! I spent five and a half years in a POW camp! shit! first Bush endorses me and now the Dick has endorsed me. What the heck did I do to deserve the endorsement of those two monumental losers?"

A witness said that he saw McCain hurry off into a nearby bathroom and throw up. When he returned he told another reporter, "Well I guess that's it...that's the old ball game, 'cause my friend, right now I am definitely up shit creek without a paddle."

When Sarah Palin was told about Cheney's endorsement her eyes lit up and she said, "Okay...well golly gee. ya know I guess that means that I'll just go on back up to Alaska and return in about four years. But before I do let me just leave you with this little hockey mom cheer:

Palin in 12!
Palin in 12!
Palin in 12!
Palin in 12!
Yes Team
Go! Fight! Win!
Palin the Puck in 12!"

In other news, Senator Barack Obama has just been endorsed by The Dallas Cowboys' Cheerleaders, The New York City Rockettes, The Kilgore College Rangerettes, Laura Bush, Rush Limbaugh, and Cloris Leachman.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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