A refrigerator once used on the International Space Station is due to come crashing to Earth on Election Day.
McCain and Obama have both been notified of this event and are pushing their voters to vote early.
The projected path is Los Angeles, New York, or Dayton. Plans to destroy this object before Tuesday were rejected due to the lack of any fuel on this object.
The website used for tracking Santa Claus will be changed to track this object so that the citizens in the area can meditate and pray.
There is nothing we can do at this point a NASA spokesman said.