Saturday, 25 October 2008

Da Nang (IPP) - The Viet Cong (VC) announced today that they are endorsing John McCain for President. It is also believed that the North Vietnamese Regular Army (NVRA) will follow suit.

The announcement came during VC festivities being held at the Hanoi Hilton. The VC also invited John McCain to come back and visit the Hanoi Hilton anytime he wants with no strings attached.

The message was in broken English and read as follows: We rove John John vely much and we rove him for vely rong time and make wishes he become top papason in Amelica soon...

As of this afternoon there has been no comment from the McCain camp.

There have been discussions between John McCain and the VC which are designed to open Vietnamese Re-education camps up to residency by American prisoners should John McCain become the next President. This idea has been described as the first steps in out-sourcing American prison responsibilities to the VC and other third world entities. The American prisons will then be converted into schools and many observers have pointed out the many similarities between prisons and civilian learning institutions or schools.

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Topics: John McCain, Vietnam

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