Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

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Palin says she would have loved Hillary better!

Sarah Palin, the unconsummated Christian Conservative, is so desperate to get out of Alaska and live on the unpatriotic east coast that she is appearing on stage with pro-abortion members of the National Organization of Women.

She has become a fervent supporter of Hillary Clinton who thinks Palin is not even qualified to be a primate. She told crowds that she loves Geraldine Ferrarro but admitted that she couldn't afford the sporty Italian sportscars that she manufactures.

Palin delivered what she seemed to think the death blow to the Obama campaign: "Barack is a Faux feminist! I heard that he won't even muff dive on Michelle and Golly Moses is she pissed!"

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