Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

image for Palin Waltzes with Walrus to Prove They're not Endangered
I did some dirty dancing with Sarah Palin; but I'm voting for Obama!

A cartoon video is circulating the internet, showing Sarah Palin or Tina Fey dancing with a big, fat, healthy walrus

The video is for an evidentiary brief, filed in Federal court, to prevent the walrus from joining the polo bear and the Beluga whale on the Alaskan endangered species list.

Palin narrates the film footage: "Your honors, please take a good look at this immense and obviously rhythmic specimen. Todd the Enforcer, my hubbie couldn't dance like this if his free ride on my gubernatorial gravy train depended on it.

"Also please not how fit and trim I am in the dance scene...there's more where that came from , wink, wink , if you know what I mean..."

And as we all know, in Palin's Canada, "a wink is as good as a nod when a blow job is involved."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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