Written by Robert W. Armijo

Thursday, 16 October 2008

image for "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" caught in compromising position with "Joe Blow"
"Hey Joe, pullover there."

Fresno, California - GOP middleclass icons "Joe the Plumber", "Joe Six Pack" and "Say it isn't so Joe" were all arrested at a highway rest stop in Fresno, California for lewd conduct in a public place.

Police arrested all three men in a men's bathroom while they were engaged in a gangbang of fellatio with a male prostitute known on the streets as "Joe Blow".

"I thought I saw everything as a cop," said one arresting officer. "I guess not."

So shocked were the arresting officers by the discovery of their fellow middleclass blue-collar workers engage in such sexual behavior for political purposes that many have asked for paid medical leave of absence, allowing them to seek out counseling.

"I know they just wanted to raise McCain's polling numbers, thinking that they would get ahead if they did," said an arresting officer. "But they allowed themselves and the rest of us by extension to be played like the Pied Piper's flute."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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