Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 16 October 2008

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Only days to go!

Off-the-Wall St, NYC - (Psychic Mess): Dow Jones-listed internet bookmaker Aintgottaprayer.con has reported a (Wailing) wall of money for GOP presidential wannabe John McCain having a fatal coronary ahead of the 4 November election.

The spread-betting index has also been inundated with £37 billion of UK wagers that a similar fiasco to the 2000 Bush/Gore election will herald the 2008 event.

Meanwhile Dublin-based Shergar/Lucan Predictions WLL has seen a a reported 90% of the EU's $500 billion banking industry bail-out money riding on surviving US election candidates Sarah Palin, Barack Obama and Joe Biden arrested on 9/11 cover-up conspiracy charges.

Blossom Goodchild is stark raving bonkers.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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