McCain Invokes Joe The Watergate Plumber!

Written by Pointer

Thursday, 16 October 2008

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Biden admits that he was Joe the Plumber

Post Nixonian Republicans have run from the Watergate scandal the way moose flee a Palin hunting party. But not John McCain... the desperate soon to be ex-candidate actually enlisted one of the Watergate " plumbers " to illustrate his economic plan.

McCain told all of America that a plumber, Joe, made a quarter of million dollars for one night's work at a Washington, DC hotel and that Obama's tax plan would penalize this hard working entrepreneur and family man.

Joe who escaped prosecution by entering the witness protection program actually works as a Walmart greeter in an undisclosed superstore in northern Iowa.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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