McCain Admits: I Only Picked Her To Win!

Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 October 2008

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McCain's first wife

John McCain who has sometimes shown himself to be an honest John explained that his real motive for picking her was so he could be a winner.

McCain begged America to understand. He told them about his hard life in an unaffectionate military home being forced to wear tan shoes with pink shoe laces, a Panama hat and a man o' man. He detailed the years as a torture victim though he granted that none of his inhuman captors could be compared to Dick "Chainsaw" Cheney.

He explained that when he met her he saw his chance to mix things up, take a big gamble and steal victory from the jaws of defeat. McCain confessed: "So that's why I abandoned my disabled wife and married the much younger beer baronness heiress Cindy Lou!"

When asked if this pattern of risk taking with a younger woman with cash or in this case supposed cache' did not remind him of his choice of Sarah Palin, John McCain said: "John McCain is a winner! That's why he can leave so many loyal people behind!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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