Federal government officials have announced plans to relocate Seattle in Washington state to a southern site, most probably Kentucky. This is following a recent poll that found one in five Seattle residents do not like aspects of their city such as climate or crime frequency.
Indeed, some Seattle residents have stated earnestly that southern yanks have a better lifestyle what with all that drinking, carousing and womanising.
After the mayor of Seattle Dwayne Dewdrop asked the Government in Washington if anything could be done, he was majorly surprised when the Feds declared that relocating the city's two million strong population was now a major priority.
Government for the people, by the people was still a major plank of the White House, so most time is being spent on handling the logistics of such a big announcement. Seattle people have welcomed the decision and hope in time that their city will be the centre of southern American civilisation.