Written by Pointer

Friday, 3 October 2008

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Greek goddess Sarinia Palinius had no Achilles' heel she would admit to

Apparently all of those 6 subpar schools Sarah Palin tooled through to beg a BA, did not have much of a Classics department or maybe the moose hunting majors were exempt from the Greek mythology requirement.

The question about your Achilles heel in the VP debate from Gwen Iffel towered over Palin's poor excuse for an education.

Sarah proceeded to tell the world what a hero she has been and how together with John McCain, however long he might live, she will be even more heroic. Iffel and Biden were divinely patient and spared sad, stupid Sarah with a Herculean forbearance.

Anyone who has ever conducted a job interview or has had one or two knows that the weakness question is coming. Everyone that is except Palin who in classic Bush form could not seem to recall anything resembling a debility.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sarah Palin




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