Alberto "Speedy" Gonzalez may have been the world's fastest hatchet man for the Bush administration. Nine US attorneys were dispatched from their jobs with lightning speed as Bush AG punished good workers for being...democrats.
Now a special prosecutor has been appointed to investigate Gonzo's quick pink slip of hand and also his speed of light faulty memory. Speedy, it seems, when interviewed by Congressional committees, had no recollection since the name of his first grade teacher, Miss Crabtree.
He was pretty sure that he became a lawyer but wouldn't swear to it. Possibly married with children, he thought but maybe that was just a George Lopez sitcom pilot he once dreamed about. Did he leave his staff holding the incriminating bundle of evidence ? Speedy made a blue streak to the border!
