Former Attorney General picking lettuce?

Funny story written by Skews Me

Sunday, 9 September 2007

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"We are humble farmers."

Former American top cop, Alberto R. Gonzales, was discovered not to be a US citizen according to research conducted by the Associated Press.

"His position as the Attorney General was in complete violation of US law," said investigative reporter Ingred Presley Freely. "He is not a bona fide American citizen."

"According to our research, Mr. Gonzales has applied for employment with the California Lettuce Research Board as legal administrator," said Freely.

Contacted for a statement, the president's former lawyer said that he desires to go back to his roots, stating that heritage is everything to his people.

Copyright © 2007, SkewsMe

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