American Idol's Four on Aiken

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 25 September 2008

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DURANGO, Colorado - The three American Idol judges and it's host were asked for their opinions on American Idol alumni Clay Aiken admitting in a People Magazine cover story that he is gay.

This is what the 'AI-4' had to say -

Simon Cowell: "Okay now let me get this straight is Clay gay as in happy gay or gay as in gay gay?"

Paula Abdul: "Touchdown!"

Randy Jackson: "Wow dog, I don't know, I mean you know dog, I played bass guitar with Journey and I've worked with Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Celine Dion, and Madonna, but I don't know dog that gay thing sounds a little pitchy to me."

Ryan Seacrest: "Everyone tells me that I am going to be the next Dick...Clark, so I really don't have time to talk about Mr. Aiken thank you bye."

In a related news story, reliable sources have stated that former 'N Sync member Lance Bass and Clay Aiken are planning on forming a music duo under the name 'N Clay Gay.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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