In a dramatic end to last night's Democratic National Convention's "Obama Love Fest", Hillary Clinton, with sweat lining her fevered brow, an ecstatic gaze that seemed to puzzle Bill, and with body language that made Congressmen blush, declared, "Barack, I want to have your babies."
The over-the-top endorsement seemed to throw fits, not only in the convention center, but also into everyone in the media. CBS switched over to Barnaby Jones reruns. Analysts for Fox News convulsed in laughter and "high-fives."
CNN's Candy Crowley, obviously fortified by Ms. Clinton's courage, stated her love for Bill O'Reilly. O'Reilly couldn't be reached for comment.
