McCain remembers he has Economics degree

Funny story written by Jerry

Wednesday, 4 June 2008

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McCain's in there somewhere.

The Republican Presidential nominee has revealed he has a degree in Economics after years of forgetting it.

Senator John McCain said while speaking in a rally today that he studied Economics in university years ago and even headed a car factory: 'Ooops, my bad, I actually studied Economics; I am clued up about the economy. I worked in a car factory where I came in touch with the economy.

'From now onwards, I reduce our stay in Iraq from hundred (100) years to fifty (50) because we can't afford to stay there when we need the money back home.'

Asked about memories while studying Economics, he said: 'I remember Wildman, the stern-dressed professor - he said to be prudent in spending money; I love Iraq.'

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