Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Democratic presidential wannabe Barack Obama has slammed the satirical rag New Spoof Yorker after it published a cartoon on its cover this week of him and a former crack dealing pal "fisting" one another over a freebase bong while his marriage certificate smouldered in the Oval Orifice fireplace.
A puny-bodied Obama is portrayed wearing a traditional submissive-looking dress while his naked muscular male playmate sports a grenade-laden Bin-Ladin-style ammo belt, gesticulating that one of the explosive devices will go straight up the White House contender's ass unless he plays ball.
Lou Reed's "Wontcha Be My Wagon Wheel?" is depicted Blairing out of the surround-sound hi-fi while the couple's hammer 'n' tongs recreational activities are overshadowed by a portrait of General Colon Bowel, largely accredited by the CIA with spawning Obama after a torrid night with Lauren Baccal some back back in '67.
John McCain is cock-a-hoop.
