After the promises of the unpolitics of Barack Obama and his recent reversals on everything from campaign finance, wiretapping without warants, gun control and the death penalty, many Obama supporters have become naturally wary of the chameleon like qualities of their demo candie super-hero.
Obama zealot, Naive Te' commented: "We know he is a different kind of candidate though he is also an awful lot like the rest of the bullshit artists...maybe that's his genius...Yeah, that's the ticket,genius,man!"
Obama came out today to announce that this was his final reversal: "My real name is Lawton Latimer. I grew up in the Melrose projects in the South Bronx and took some classes at Hostos Community College on the Grand Concourse when I wasn't hawking sunglasses on the streets of Manhattan. But I really do believe in change, especially the kind of change that will get my sorry ass out of SoBro and into that big white plantation house down by the riverside!"
