Threesome a success says 3 CSU students

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Wednesday, 25 June 2008

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CSU student Reginald "Reggie" Bale

Fort Collins, CO - On Wednesday night at 8:15 p.m., CSU students Vicki Bell, Damon Thompson, and Reginald Bale successfully initiated and completed a threesome.

When asked by fellow students the only female in the threesome Vickie Bell replied "It was just a loose idea that Reggie threw out there and I thought he was kidding. But Damon seemed into it so I said what the heck right?"

The idea was started while the three were having cocktails at a local college hangout and may have been alcohol induced.

Damon Thompson couldn't be reached for comment but his friend Reginald Bale claimed he got "weirded out" when the two had made eye contact during the event, and probably didn't want to talk about it. "He probably thinks he might be gay because of it, but there was a chick there so he isn't right?"

The two men, one woman threesomes aren't as common as the more popular two women, one man threesomes which frequently occur amongst the more skilled mates. Studies show that 2 men having intercourse within at least 10 yards of each other is in fact gay.

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