Denver, Colorado (IP) - Officials at the Denver mint have announced that Larry Craig will be pictured on the new Three-dollar bill that will be issued this week.
Larry Craig is the Republican Senator from Idaho who was recently caught with his pants down or so to speak. Larry beat out Liberace, Republican representative Mark Foley from Florida, and Pee Wee Herman for the honor of appearing on the Three-dollar bill.
The new bill will be pink and green. The green will appear only on Thursdays.
The introduction of the new Three-dollar bill will facilitate making change for Nine-dollar bills and other odd transactions. This will make conducting business much easier. For example, if Larry Craig wants to give someone in the mens room sixty-nine dollars for their services he can now simply hand them a Fifty-dollar bill, a Ten-dollar bill, and three Threes.
Also in the news was an announcement by Republican Senator Larry Craig that he will be leaving the government trough he has been feeding at and will start a whole new career. He said he was having a hard time choosing between interior decorating, hair dressing, becoming a cowboy, or modeling. He said that he is increasingly leaning towards becoming a cowboy but is a little timid about this decision because a "cowboy's work is never done."
