Senator Craig Featured in Playgirl Magazine

Funny story written by drugtestallpoliticians

Friday, 12 October 2007

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Pivate, Idaho (IP) - Playgirl magazine has announced that it is featuring gay Idaho Republican Senator Craig in the fold out section of its November issue of its magazine.

It is widely known that many gay men subscribe to the soft porn magazine. The Republican Senator will be shown in a bathroom stall with an under cover police officer dressed in Daisy Duke shorts standing in front of the Republican Senator.

At the same time the American Medical Association has announced that it will suggest that emergency rooms use the upcoming Senator Craig issue of the magazine to induce vomiting in poison victims.

The American Veterinarian Association also reports that the the images in the magazine have caused animals to vomit and are suggesting the veterinarians use the magazine to save animals who have ingested poison.

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