Constitution Declared "Unconstitutional"

Funny story written by Maditude

Monday, 16 June 2008

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The United States Supreme Court upheld the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals decision that the United States Constitution is unconstitutional.

It was a 5-3 decision with Justices Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Antonin Scalia abstaining and Clarence Thomas voting both for and against the ruling.

"It is a great day for America." President George W. Bush declared in a press release.

While the Bush Administration was pleased with the decision, not everybody in Washington was happy. Congressmen Ron Paul (R-TX) and Dennis Kuchinich (D-Ohio) plan to have the ruling overruled and have scheduled an appeal on the "Judge Judy" show.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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