Execution Express Line Opened By Supremes

Written by Pointer

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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US death row inmate I.M. Retarded celebrates his last mile

Now that the Supremes have decided that veternarian-banned putting puppy to sleep drugs are not cruel or unusual enough for putting down humans, a long backlog of dead enders have begun their last mile march.

The demand by killing field states has become so great that deadly poison- making apothecaries, trained injectioneers and coffin makers are working overtime to meet the executioner's demand.

Econ professor, Keeley Mesoftly who has specialized in the economics of capital punishment believes that offing the huge death row waiting list may be the only growth industry in recession-depression Bush America:" In the same way that the Supremes put underachiever W in office, I suspect that they are now trying to rescue the economic debacle that he has run the country into by creating at least one lively business even if it is a deadly one."

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