Beans Will Be Banned: Obama

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Tuesday, 10 June 2008

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Washington D.C. - In order to save the Earth for future generations the beans will be banned from the stores, Donkey Party runner Barack Obama said here.

Not long after his victory over H. F. M. Hillary Clinton, Senator Obama promised he will fight for what he called a "true solution" to the global warming concern by reducing the hazardous gases known as by-products of eating beans.

"The atmosphere is just like my little nose", he observed "when we cannot stop our power plants or NASA projects or even smuggling cocaine from Columbia why not to do a little good for the sake of Earth or whatever?"

Senator Obama handed a bunch of documents to the press early this morning, showing that some human-made gases can do a lot of damage to the Ozone layer, including "An Inconvenient Truth", an American documentary film about global warming, presented by former United States Vice President Al Gore from the Donkey Party.

Barack Obama underlined the importance of this subject also by presenting an approved article prepared by The Federation of American Revolutionary Truths (FART) claiming that saving (estimated) 42 billion farts a day, each one containing at least 50 cc of hazardous gas will make a huge difference to the situation and will reduce the hazardous gas amount by 2,100,000 m3 a day.

"This is equal to test a 20 Mega Tons nuclear bomb each year! Just consider 15330 billion farts exploding together in a second and you can compare it even not only to our Hiroshima masterpiece but to the big-bang itself", Obama said.

Experts foresee that the farmers and also farters will upraise against it.

"We can stop driving around when it is 4 $ per (beep) as a matter of fact, but who can stop farting?" people said.

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