Obama Gives Away Jerusalem to the Jews!

Funny story written by Pointer

Monday, 9 June 2008

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Dome of the Rock will feature authentic Jewish Klezmer music and serve pastrami on rye with knish

In his speech before a US Jewish organization, Barack Hussein Obama wanted to reassure his audience that they had nothing to fear from a Presidential candidate whose name sounds like it came off a terrorist watch list.

He waxed eloquent about how Israel's quest for an identity inspired him since he grew up as a Kansan Afro-Hawaiian Indonesian Muslim Christian.

When he turned his silver tongue to Israeli-Palestinian negotiations, Obama ended up giving away the store. So anxious to please his Clinton-loving constituents, BHO offered up a promise that no Israeli leader has clung to since Menachem Begin in the 70's.

Obama, the great beige hope to restore US relations with the Arab people promised Jerusalem for Jews only. Later in a Q&A session, he suggested that the Dome of the Rock, one of Islam's holiest places could become a Klezmer Theme Park and Jewish delicatessen.

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