Clinton Puts Obama In Her Fave Five

Funny story written by Jim Montana

Sunday, 8 June 2008

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"He's a real hunk, too" - Clinton

Minutes after suspending her campaign Hillary Clinton called Barrack Obama to let him know that she had added him to her fave five.

In a text message to Obama Clinton said that "this was a move to further strengthen the Democratic Party," as many people may or may not know Barrack Obama and Hillary Clinton had a sit down meeting Thursday night, and while details of the meeting have not been disclosed many people close to the campaigns hinted that the meeting was to discuss whether or not Obama would add Clinton to his fave five as well.

In a separate development a Obama spokesman hinted that Obama was going to choose the ghost of JFK as his running mate, this would be a bold move as no other Presidential candidate has chosen the spirit of someone as their Vice President. When asked to explain further, the spokesman just said that "Obama is going to make more history in the near future when he chooses a ghost from White House past."

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