Senator Clinton Offered New Job

Funny story written by Philbert of Macadamia

Friday, 6 June 2008

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St. Louis MO: The Democratic presidential primary elections are finally over, with the presumptive Democratic nominee being Senator Barack Obama. Senator Hillary Clinton is expected to possibly, perhaps, maybe, could be announce that she has finally been bested by the senator from Illinois.

Senator Clinton may yet be the vice presidential choice on the Democratic ticket, then maybe not! The senator still retains her senate seat from New York State. In either case she would definitely have four more years in Washington DC, either as the US Vice President or as a US Senator. Reelection prospects in four years are impossible to predict.

However, Energizer Holdings, St. Louis MO, the parent company of Eveready Batteries has offered Senator Clinton a slot on their team, if she leaves Washington DC after four years. It seems the Energizer Bunny is losing his stamina and Hillary is the most likely choice to be a replacement as she "keeps on going, keeps on going, and keeps on going."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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